Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Status Updates (Sept. 23rd & 24th)

I, um... blrrg

01 - I love you 

02 - I was trying to help myself to a handful of your boob.

03 - November 13th.

04 - Hey baby, would you like to see my vast inventory of love?

05 - If you want to make a move on me, you're in luck, I'm not wearing a bra.

06 - Offense.

07 - I'm watching the series finale of "That 70's Show".

08 - May you rot in the baconless hell I've lived in my whole life.

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